Wednesday, August 30, 2017
Bear cub
This was BabyBear sleeping tonight..... Can you see why I named her Bear?... She totally looks like a little bear cub in this picture 💚
PawPaw and the Pie Crust
I bought one one those hand pies at 7/11 earlier (they usely come in Apple or cherry you know the ones) I was eating it a little while ago (because I’m a night eater) and got to the crust and was like “this is it.... this is what I’ve been looking for.... my ticket out of this room” I held it up like it was gold... like I had found the fuckin lord of the rings “one ring” .... my precious.... my ticket to pee town
The old man cat we foster Bentley (or pawpaw I call him) has taken a liking to my room and he’s a marker.... so I can’t let him in at night or he marks which sucks... anyway once he gets in you can’t get him out.... he’s a mean old bastard so you can’t pick him up and move him... (shit he’s been here once and I got to pet him once in the MONTHS he’s been here ... and it scared me to do it like he was going to attack at any second) ... the only way in or out of my room now is bribery
I’ve had to pee for hours and just didn’t know what to do... I keep ritz crackers in my night stand for this reason but he doesn’t fall for that anymore....I was on the verge of wettting the bed when I remembered the hand pie....praise gawd
I safely get out... use the bathroom and even take some headache pills to store for the morning when I know I will have a headache (damn rain) and not have currency to pay PawPaw.... I get to my door and there he is.... I smile because I’m prepared... I say “here pawpaw I got you something”.... he sniffs it and snubs it .... I’m fucked
15 mins
15 mins that’s how long I paced outside my door at 2am begging a 17 year old cat with no teeth to let me in my room.... 15 mins!
I was just about to say fuck it and let him in when I opened my door and there stood Piggy with her cape flying in the wind .... he took one look at her and said “fuck this bitch” and backed up enough where I could sneak in ... tossing the pie crust at it and a Shout goodnight
I give piggy some victory pets.... hop into bed... listening to the rain
Shit.... I gotta pee again
The old man cat we foster Bentley (or pawpaw I call him) has taken a liking to my room and he’s a marker.... so I can’t let him in at night or he marks which sucks... anyway once he gets in you can’t get him out.... he’s a mean old bastard so you can’t pick him up and move him... (shit he’s been here once and I got to pet him once in the MONTHS he’s been here ... and it scared me to do it like he was going to attack at any second) ... the only way in or out of my room now is bribery
I’ve had to pee for hours and just didn’t know what to do... I keep ritz crackers in my night stand for this reason but he doesn’t fall for that anymore....I was on the verge of wettting the bed when I remembered the hand pie....praise gawd
I safely get out... use the bathroom and even take some headache pills to store for the morning when I know I will have a headache (damn rain) and not have currency to pay PawPaw.... I get to my door and there he is.... I smile because I’m prepared... I say “here pawpaw I got you something”.... he sniffs it and snubs it .... I’m fucked
15 mins
15 mins that’s how long I paced outside my door at 2am begging a 17 year old cat with no teeth to let me in my room.... 15 mins!
I was just about to say fuck it and let him in when I opened my door and there stood Piggy with her cape flying in the wind .... he took one look at her and said “fuck this bitch” and backed up enough where I could sneak in ... tossing the pie crust at it and a Shout goodnight
I give piggy some victory pets.... hop into bed... listening to the rain
Shit.... I gotta pee again
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